YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER PARK TRASH WHEN:
 | The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. |
| You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. |
| You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. |
| You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. |
| Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." |
| You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. |
| Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey watch this." |
| You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. |
| Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. |
| Your junior prom had a day-care. |
| You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." |
| You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its |
| The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. |
| You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. |
| One of your kids was born on a pool table. |
| You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. |
| You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it |
| You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. |
| Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. |
| Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs |
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