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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Toxel.com » 27 Modern Speakers and Sound Systems
Toxel.com » 27 Modern Speakers and Sound Systems
Munny Speakers
Learn how to create your own Munny speakers out of a vinyl doll. [link]
500XL Speakers
Sometimes bigger IS really better, especially when it comes to sound. These speakers are 500 times the size of the original iPod earbuds. [link]
Speech Bubble Speak-er
Speak-er are high-qualtiy multimedia speakers that plug directly into your computer or MP3 player. [link]
WarKitty » motivational posters
WarKitty » motivational postersninja cat
This. Is. Awesome. Ninja cat: he’s hiding somewhere.
Shit Faced Monday has been canceled due to physical violence. Sounds like a wild bar!
Uses of Google… It’s so true, yet so funny.
Lemon nipples…
No comment.
Not what motivational poster.
It’s a pie. A fish pie. This seems crazy to me. In England, they eat meat pies an a regular basis. In America, meat pies are frozen dinners that we don’t eat often (chicken pot pie).
Encyclopedia motivational poster.. wife already knows everything.
Cell phone use chart- another funny but true one.
eHarmony rejection notice…. wrong answer, smartass!January 03, 2009Some Pictures
Posted by: admin : Category: motivational postersGot a few lulz for you today, nothing epic, but the cat one is good.
All he ever wanted was to poop outside
nature motivational poster
best of craigslist : Prenancy Doesn't Make You Divine...
Yeah, we get it - You're pregnant. BIG FUCKING DEAL. It's not like you went to school for three years and had to take some excruciating multi-day certification. It's not like you saved a Golden Retriever puppy from getting run over by a bus load of Norwegian tourists. It's not like you cured macular degeneration. YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND TOOK A MAN-MUSTARD INJECTION... Wow. Way to go. I am amazed you made it through such a mentally and physically demanding challenge that probably lasted all of 45 seconds (either natural or lab-grown.)
And now we are suppose to fawn all over you. We are suppose to act like it's so incredibly difficult to get pregnant, and that you are now this pristine chalice of life -Something that deserves to be worshiped and adored.
Feel sick in the mornings? Do your feet hurt cause they are swelling? Gotta buy new clothes because you are 12 weeks along and have already put on 19 pounds? NOT MY PROBLEM. Do your job like you are suppose to and shut the hell up already.
…Oh btw - Quit using your pregnancy as an excuse to stuff your gullet each and every chance you get. When you proudly stand up at the staff party and announce that "The baby wants" an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Super Fudge Chunk, a liter of Dr. Pepper, some curly fries THEN TELL THE BABY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Now what exactly do I have to look forward to for the next two or three years..? A constant stream of verbal diarrhea such as "little Bobby went to the toilet and pooped all by himself - But he forgot to wipe and then sat on the floor to pull his pants up! It was so precious, but there was poop everywhere!" or “I'm sorry I'm 40 minutes late, you see I have a four-year-old in potty training and we had an accident." or "I don't feel comfortable doing the speed limit, my baby is only two months old - You can go around." FUCK YOU.
Two years after that and now I'm stuck behind you at the concession stand - And guess what? You feel it's important to empower your child. It doesn't matter that there are nine people behind you, you want little Bobby to make his own choice when it comes to artificially flavored processed movie snacks. By God, Bobby is special. He must be because that’s what all the Nike commercials say. There is only one Bobby and he is different from every other person on this earth. He is special by God, and he will be raised knowing he is special. And now, little Bobby has been standing there with his little index finger in his little mouth, staring at all the choices for the last FULL minute. But you aren't the type of parent to acknowledge the fact that many people are waiting for little Bobby to make up his little mind. You don't say something like "Hurry and choose something or I will choose for you" or even better “Other people are waiting, make up your mind” - Not you. Instead, you turn to the sea of humanity that has formed a marginally cohesive line behind you and look at them with an 'I'm sure you all understand' look. FUCK YOU. You are the same people that just can't put their cell phone conversation on hold for 20 seconds while you order your venti no-whip-half-caff almond latte and spinach croissant - Instead you make eye contact with the waiter and raise that index finger. The index finger which happens to be the international signal for 'I am a socially retarded fuckhead.'
One time I saw an interview with Hootie (of the Blowfish), with his wife. It was a lovely 'What does Hootie and his wife do when he's at home and not packing fans into concerts at 20 or 30% of capacity' piece on some lame ass afternoon news biopic show. Anyway Hootie’s wife starts talking about kids and how they are such a miracle and (now she is actually tearing up) and she just can't understand how anyone wouldn't want to have children and HOW SHE JUST FEELS SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE. Oh yes honey, feel sorry for us. Obviously we are emotionally fractured because we don't share the same fervent desire to add our particular goo to this world's collective semen cesspool...
I don't hate children. I hate the parents that think they are entitled because they have children...
SonnyRadio.com - An Amazing Perspective
SonnyRadio.com - An Amazing PerspectiveThe story begins here and ends below.
Scroll downward slowly and enjoy...
“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth.
I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.” - Neil Armstrong
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