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Saturday, July 19, 2008
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH
#1. To make an appointment to see me.
#2. To query a missing payment.
#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
#4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
#6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
» Top 5 Online Banks: Savings or Checking Accounts on Blueprint for Financial Prosperity
There are dozens and dozens of online banks offering all manner of savings and checking accounts. Some banks you’ve heard of before and some you’ve never heard of. Makes you wonder what the best online bank is huh? Before you ever deal with any bank of any kind, online or in person, be sure to double check that they have FDIC insurance (lookup) and that they’re a legitimate bank. That being said, all of the banks on this list are legitimate, have FDIC insurance, and have been in the business of banking for a few years. These aren’t no-names but their names may not be familiar to you (if you read a lot of personal finance, all of these names will be recognizable) and they’re all banks that I’ve dealt with personally or talked extensively with someone who has dealt with them personally.
E*Trade, known more as a discount broker than as a bank, takes the number one spot in my list of top online savings banks because you can link your savings account to a brokerage account and instantly transfer funds between the two. If you’re an impulsive gambler and like to plow money into penny stocks, you don’t want an E*Trade online savings account or its 3.30% APY interest rate because you’ll probably turn it into a -100% interest rate account. That being said, the appeal of this account for me is the speed and convenience of being able to transfer between the two without having to wait several days for an ACH transfer. If you have more than $5k and fancy a checking account, they have a checking account too.
#2. ING Direct
For the longest time, ING Direct did not have the best of rates. While other banks were up in the 5’s, they were in the 4’s. When others were in the 4’s, they were in the 3’s. Now that the others are in the 3’s, it’s glad to see ING Direct is still in the 3’s. I’m a fan of ING Direct because of how easy they make everything. Their interface is intuitive, fast, and I can easily refer other people to take advantage of their $25 new account bonus. I can commit funds to a CD in minutes and then manage it all in one place. To be completely frank, interest rate is an important factor but not the most important factor when the rates differ by fifty basis points (half a percent on $1,000 is a mere $5, plus it’s taxed!), it’s about reliability and consistency and they’ve delivered on both.
ING Direct also has a promotion where you can get $25 if you open a new account and deposit $250, the only caveat is that an existing member has to refer you. You can visit this ING Direct $25 new account promotion referral page for a list of referral links. The referrer gets $10 for referring you.
#3. HSBC Direct
How could I put HSBC Direct, the online bank rated 2006 Best Overall Online Bank by Kiplinger’s Personal Finance, at third? Sometimes that first mover advantage is difficult to overcome. Many banks appeared before HSBC but none had HSBC’s brand name power and once you have a high yield savings account, is there a real need to get another one?
I actually do not have an HSBC account but many ofI recently opened an HSBC Direct account and agree with my friends who have said it’s definitely one of the best in terms of features (and rates, they’ve been consistently one of the highest interest rates since their inception). The minimum amount you need to deposit to get the best rate is $1, which is the same as some other banks but E*Trade (checking) requires at least $5,000; so a minimum of $1 is not true across the board.
#4. Washington Mutual (WaMu)
If you are not comfortable with a completely online experience and there are no HSBCs near you, you might want to consider Washington Mutual and their Free Checking account as an option. You can link up your regular Wamu accounts, get free checks for life, cash-back on your debit card purchases, no monthly account fees, and the awesomely powerful 3.30% APY interest rate on a checking account. For me, I already have a checking account and the desire to have such a flexible and lucrative checking account isn’t enough for me to open up another one (plus there isn’t a branch near me, on the biggest advantages of a B&M type place).
#5. Emigrant Direct
Emigrant Direct probably has the least amount of branding power compared to the rest but they were the second online bank account I opened because they had competitive rates. Their CD buying process is also quite simple, not as simple as ING Direct, but their online account system looks and acts a little dated. One knock against them, which was the big bonus for ING Direct, was their reliability. When they revamped their system, it went down for a few days. That’s not what you want in a bank where the only access is online access.
- ING (open): 3.00% APY
- E*Trade (open): 3.30% savings, no minimum.
- HSBC Direct (open): 3.50%
- WaMu (open): 3.30%
- Emigrant Direct (open): 2.75% APY
There you have it, my five top online banks (though one was brokerage first and several of them have brick & mortar presences) according to my experience with them or my research of them. Please feel free to share your opinion and vote for which of these banks (or ones I left off the list) you think makes for the best online bank. (If you’re interested, here is more discussion about the best interest rate banks.)
Cool Gadgets - A New world of Gadgets !
Yes! Now the cellphone’s camera module gets as thin as 8.5mm. The company who claims to own this compact camera is Samsung. So how is this going to impact the cell phone market?
The company officials believe that this 8MP camera module will replace 5MP ones found in top end cameras now. And of course it has a bunch of special features apart from being the slimmest of CMOS camera module of its kind. How is it different?
This ultra thin camera module features anti-shake, a 1-cm macro, and face tracking technology making it surely suited to be the best among the high end camera phones. And the smile shutter technology clicks a pose as soon as a smile is detected.
Isn’t it cool? It is indeed world’s thinnest and multi featured high end camera for cellphones. Let us wait till they deploy such high end camera phones into our hands.
Gentlemen MP3 Player - Please Don't Stop The Music! - Style Guru
Here is a remedy to permanently get rid of the grim expression that you can’t help but make at your workplace! If you wish to breathe free and cool your nerves underneath your ironed-to-perfection suit, the Gentlemen MP3 Player is just what you need. This latest geek accessory from Korea will deliver to you a musical therapy to unload your stress. To ease you of the bother of carrying some funky music player while on work, its sleek and elegant design is just perfect to match your formal attire. You can either pin it up on your tie or don it as a pair of cufflinks and a single line LED displays the name of the track being played. So while you covertly enjoy the music, people at work will just assume you are so absorbed in your work, aww, you hardworker!