Top Ten Reasons Why Iraq Should Be Our 51st State:
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We spend over $5.6 billion dollars a month in Iraq, which is more Federal aid than any current state is receiving.
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At $5.6 billion dollars, we could pay each and every Iraqi $215 a month, ten times what their average income is now. How could they complain?
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With an estimated 250,000 American citizens currently residing in Iraq it is already nearly half the population size of Wyoming.
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Fighting would have to stop because the U.S. cannot declare war on itself.
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We save time and money not having to draft up a separate Iraqi constitution since we already have one.
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Baghdad is only 1400 miles further from Washington than Honolulu is.
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Historically, we have added new states about every 50 years. We are due.
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We reduce unemployment by creating jobs for English teachers.
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Forget the oil. We need a state with a “Q” in it!
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We made Alaska and Hawaii states.
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