Top Ten Drawbacks of Moving Back In With Your Parents | Quarterlives.comTop Ten Drawbacks of Moving Back In With Your Parents
By Staff · May 13, 2008
10. Even though you don’t have to do your own laundry, you insist on doing your own sheets.
9. Your one night stands don’t believe you when you say that your roommates are simply “mature”.
8. Your bathroom privacy is frequently interrupted with, “Hurry up, I have to go so bad I can taste it!”
7. All the sex toys you buy online now have to be shipped to your job. And the mailroom guys won’t stop asking you out.
6. Your parents have spent a fortune on a plumber trying to fix the “banging pipes” inside your walls.
5. You never get a moment alone with your Wii.
4. Questions like, “Have you met anyone lately?”, “Did you find a job today?”, “I think I deserve Grandchildren, don’t you?”, “What do you do all day?”, and “Didn’t you wear that yesterday?” start to really grate your nerves after like the second day.
3. You’re so plastered after a night of drinking, you forget whether your bed is on the left or right side of the exercise bike, and then you remember the bike is in your parents room…
2. Because the word ‘temporary’ will tear at your soul every single day you remain in that house.
1. The pick up line “Want to go back to my place? My parents are asleep and I can stay up as late as I want”, is hard to sell.
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