I'm Sorry Gifts - Giftypedia
Level You're Likely at This Level if... What You Probably Did Gift or Gesture to Help Smooth Things Out Defcon 4 there is excessive pouting. Forgot to call, neglected household duties, too much nagging, careless remark that offended them, you showed impatience or minor loss of temper. You're not in too much trouble. A simple I'm Sorry coupled with a card or sweet gesture should do the trick. Defcon 3 things are awfully quiet. Caught flirting, were rude, disrespected their family, chronic nagging, loss of temper, made hurtful comments about their weight or looks, stayed out too late without good explanation, or spent too much money. You've got some making up to do. You'll probably need flowers or candy, simple jewelry or a romantic/homemade dinner. (NOTE: Avoid the candy or dinner if you're in trouble because of comments about their weight.) Defcon 2 you're sleeping on the couch. Caught contacting your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, they discovered your previously unknown myspace.com page, caught taking off wedding ring in public, caught in inappropriate chat rooms or email correspondence, lost significant money from gambling or ill-advised investment, forgot birthday/anniversary, or you've wrecked the car. You definitely need to get your game face on and get to business. Suggestions include: sentimental or meaningful jewelry (pricey doesn't hurt either), a surprise gift at office, public display of commitment or public apology, romantic trip, tattoo their name on you. Defcon 1 your belongings are in the yard. Had an affair or a second life, were caught using a dating service, you moved out or skipped town, they became aware of previously unknown kids. Drastic times call for drastic measures. You'll want to consider offering to enthusiastically attend marriage counseling, or renewing your wedding vows. A new car or house might work. Amazingly expensive jewelry also can help in some cases. IMPORTANT: If you are a repeat offender, do not keep getting the same gifts. Mix it up!
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