Blond Joke

> Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
>
> In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
> a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
>
> Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide
> to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
>
> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
> wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
>
> After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
> telegram to tell her the news.
> She walks into the telegraph office, and says,
>
> "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull
> for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive
> out here so we can haul it home."
>
> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
> "It's just 99 cents a word."
>
> Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes
> that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
>
> After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send
> her the word "comfortable".
>
> The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
> you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to
> haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"
>
> The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
> slow. - - - -
>
> !
>
> !
>
> !
> ("com-for-da-bul" )

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